March 2012
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Come listen to me be a DJ and whatnot. →
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When writing a sketch for Comedy Night at my...
Me: Well we could have Steve Buscemi like...audition for E.T.
(People laugh.)
Me: Whoops, I forgot E.T. and Steve Buscemi are the same exact person.
howardbealing asked: does he look like a bitch?
Questions would be nice. →
February 2012
2 tags
Two things I want in my life:
The jacket from Drive.
Cuddling
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I saw some girl walking down the hallway singing the Oscar Meyer song today. She kept going up to people she didn’t know and singing it.
I'd rather be famous than righteous or holy. Any...
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Fire Fly by Childish Gambino has been stuck in my head all day and I’m very much so fine with that.
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What did she do? She took a giant shit on my...
howardbealing asked: we could sit and discuss tarantino
alleysuh asked: If I met you in real life I would probably hug you (because I like to hug people) and just talk !
"If I met you in real life" ... finish it in my...
idiotwax:
This should be interesting….
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I would like a day off from school…or a week…or a month…actually the year. Yeah, school should end like right now.
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