If I ever somehow met director George Lucas, instead of saying how awesome Star Wars or Indiana Jones is, I’m just going to bow down to him and repeatedly say "thank you for Howard the Duck, thank you for Howard the Duck."
“I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It — with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead”
Eli Roth's Hostel: Hunting Season is coming to Universal Studios Hollywood for Halloween Horror Nights
It’s funny because I’m in New York and I won’t be able to go through that maze since I’m so far away. I would be so scared, yet incredibly happy at the same time. Rumor is Eli Roth is going to dress up and scare people in the maze. I would do the same, Mr. Roth, I would do the same. At least New York actually has some really good haunted houses. Like Darkside… and Bayville Scream Park. Yeaaaaaah, I’m sure none of them compare to a haunted house designed by The Bear Jew himself.